First - You wanna know something that really gets on my tits?

When people (usually women, let's be honest) say 'took my virginity'.

TOOK?

A clue? If you refer to it as taking, you're probably not ready for the actual sexing. Just a thought.

Jeebus.

Second - Lost is on and I'm totally not watching it ( Read more... )

I think, perhaps, I have a brain tumour.

I just watched the Alias season premiere. And. Er.

Well...the thing is.

I loved it. Like - OMGILOOOVEDIT.

Ahem.

Yes.

WHAT THE FUCK?

( The Derevko Sisters are my idols. )

Oh, that Anne Rice.

*dies laughing*

And you thought she was a nutbar before.

Wow - I heard about it like a week ago, but I hadn't read the letter until now.

Fucking priceless. I can't wait for the book. Should be quite something, eh?

Not much a stretch though, is it? Since she already think's she's God gift and all.

( TV tonight? )

Seriously.

So. fucking. awesome.

( Alias 3.whatever. )

1. I have become one of those freaks who likes to clean. Yeah. There's just something great about being all groddy and dirty in your comfortable jeans and little tank top and bare feet, just turning the music up and scrubbing the bathroom and dusting and vacuuming.

Clearly, I need professional help.

2. I have finally started Wicked, ( Read more... )

Dear Alias,

QUANTICO IS IN VIRGINIA.

THREE THOUSAND MILES FROM LOS ANGELES.

Thank you, that is all.

parker

I HATE these fucking credits.

HATE.

Other than that - go Dix go! And could Garner and Vartan be any more awkward around each other? God.

I fucking love Sark.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Heh.